Kitty Litter Cake

Kitty Litter Cake

 

This is *no joke* 

 

READ THE INGREDIENTS AND STUFF FIRST AND THEN LOOK AT THE
PHOTO... 

TRUST ME... 

DON'T  LOOK AT THE PHOTO FIRST, BUT LAST... 

 

This is for all you cooks out there looking for something a
little different......... 

 

WANT TO HAVE FUN AT A PARTY? PREPARE THIS RECIPE! COMPLETELY
EDIBLE, 
BUT 
YOUR FRIENDS MAY NOT THINK SO! 

 

On a recent visit to our veterinarian to get shots for our cat
I  found this recipe on the waiting room bulletin board. After
recovering from hysterical laughter, I obtain ed a copy from the office staff
so that my wife could make it, which she refused to do. I took it to work
and gave the recipe to a lady at work who loves cats. The pictures
below show the results of her work. It doesn't look very nice, but it's
actually quite tasty, so I decided to pass it along.

CAKE INGREDIENTS: 
1 box spice or German chocolate cake mix 
1 box of white cake mix 
1 package e white sandwich cookies 
1 large package vanilla instant pudding mix 
A few drops green food coloring 
12 small Tootsie Rolls or equivalent

SERVING "DISHES AND UTENSILS" 
1 NEW cat-litter box 
1 NEW cat-litter box liner 
1 NEW pooper scooper

1) Prepare and bake cake mixes, according to directions, in
any size pan. Prepare pudding and chill. Crumble cookies in small
batches in blender or food processor. Add a few drops of green food
coloring to 1 cup of cookie crumbs. Mix with a fork or shake in a jar. Set
aside.

2) When cakes are at room temperature, crumble them into a
large bowl. Toss with half of the remaining cookie crumbs and enough
pudding to make the mixture moist but not soggy. Place liner in litter box and
pour in mixture.

3) Unwrap 3 Tootsie Rolls and heat in a microwave until soft
and pliable. Shape the blunt ends into slightly curved point s. Repeat with three
more rolls. Bury the rolls decoratively in the cake mixture.
Sprinkle remaining white cookie crumbs over the mixture, then scatter
the green crumbs lightly over top.

 

4) Heat 5 more Tootsie Rolls until almost melted. Scrape them
on top of the cake and sprinkle with crumbs from the litter box. Heat
the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable an d hang it over the
edge of the box. Place box on a sheet of newspaper and serve with
scooper.

 

Enjoy!

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What to do about Christmas

What to do about Christmas

 

Letter From Jesus Christ, concerning His birthday celebration.

Dear children,

It has come to my attention that many of you are upset that folks are taking My name out of the season. Maybe you've forgotten that I wasn't actually born during this time of the year and that it was some of you're predecessors who decided to celebrate My birthday on what was actually a time of pagan festival. Although I do appreciate being remembered anytime.

How I personally feel about this celebration can probably be most easily understood by those of you who have been blessed with children of your own. I don't care what you call the day. If you want to celebrate My birth just, GET ALONG AND LOVE ONE ANOTHER. Now, having said that let Me go on.

If it bothers you that the town in which you live doesn't allow a scene depicting My birth, then just get rid of a couple of Santa's and snowmen and put in a small Nativity scene on your own front lawn. If all My followers did that there wouldn't be any need for such a scene on the town square because there would be many of them all around town.  

Stop worrying about the fact that people are calling the tree a holiday tree, instead of a Christmas tree. It was I who made all trees. You can & may remember Me anytime you see any tree. Decorate a grape vine if you wish: I actually spoke of that one in a teaching explaining who I am in relation to you & what each of our tasks were. If you have forgot that one, look up John 15: 1 - 8.  

If you want to give Me a present in remembrance of My birth here is my wish list. Choose something from it.

1. Instead of writing protest letters objecting to the way My birthday is being celebrated, write letters of love and hope to soldiers away from home. They are terribly afraid and lonely this time of year. I know, they tell Me all the time. 

2. Visit someone in a nursing home. You don't have to know them personally. They just need to know that someone cares about them.

3. Instead of writing George complaining about the wording on the cards his staff sent out this year, why don't you write and tell him that you'll be praying for him and his family this year. Then follow up.  It will be nice hearing from you again.  

4. Instead of giving your children a lot of gifts you can't afford and they don't need, spend time with them. Tell them the story of My birth, and why I came to live with you down here. Hold them in your arms and remind them that I love them.  

5. Pick someone that has hurt you in the past and forgive him or her.

6. Did you know that someone in your town will attempt to take his own life this season because he feels so alone and hopeless?  Since you don't know who that person is, try giving everyone you meet a warm smile it could make the difference. Also, you might consider supporting the local Hot-Line: they talk with people like that every day.

7. Instead of nit picking about what the retailer in your town calls the holiday, be patient with the people who work there. Give them a warm smile and a kind word. Even if they aren't allowed to wish you a "Merry Christmas" that doesn't keep you from wishing them one.

8. If you really want to make a difference, support a missionary, especially one who takes My love & Good News to those who have never heard  My name. You may already know someone like that.

9. Here's a good one. There are individuals & whole families in your town who not only will have no "Christmas" tree, but neither will they have any presents to give or receive. If you don't know them (and I suspect you don't) buy some food & a few gifts & give them to the Marines, the Salvation Army or some other charity which believes in Me & they will make the delivery for you.

10. Finally if you want to make a statement about your belief in and loyalty to Me, then behave like a Christian. Don't do things in secret that you wouldn't do in My presence. Let people know by your actions that you are one of mine. 

P.S Don't forget; I am God and can take care of Myself. Just love Me & do what I have told you to do. I'll take care of all the rest. Check out the list above & get to work; time is short. I'll help you, but the ball is now in your court. And do have a most blessed Christmas with all those whom you  love and remember, I LOVE YOU. Jesus

Happy New Year

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Hi all...MERRY CHRISTMAS...We opened presents tonight and mom was happy with all...Prayers out to Uncle Wayne who is in the Vet's Hospital...

Love Naomi...

 

Boyds trip, 2006

Boyd, Sheryl and Josh took a trip to the Washington, D.C. area for a "Wood" family reunion.

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Wood family update

Hi family, Welcome to our new members!

 

Here's what the Wood family has been up to. We're all in good health. Boyd , Sheryl & Josh had a great time on their 2 week trip east in Sept. They attended the Wood family reunion in West Virginia & took tours of our nation's capital & other historic sites. They took lots of photos which I will soon add to our albums here. They brought home enough old family photos & Wood gravestone photos to keep me busy all winter adding them to our family history.

 

While they were gone David & I did some barnyard organizing. We cleared a large area for extra parking & for Lisa to have a flower garden next spring.

 

Now Boyd & David are working hard everyday on their pump service business & the old farm is busy with hay buyers.

 

Hope you all have a fun halloween . How about taking a few minutes to let us know what your family is up to. Please remember to keep those prayers going for Betty & Della Ann.

                        Best wishes to all, Leslie

 

 

hi

Just wanted to let you know that mom is doing good.She had a stroke last Tuesday but with the help of nurses and physical therapists coming in, she is making a good recovery.  As soon as Aunt Leslie helps me to put some pictures on, I have some good ones for all to see....Just wanted you to know that things are good and we appreciate the prayers and visits.

Love, Naomi