Monday, April 15, 2002

Burma-Shave road sign thread



Us old timers remember Burma-Shave road signs.  If you're too young to remember or so old you've forgotten, just make one up.  Please add only one per message, but you can add a message whenever you think of another one.  Let's see how long we can make this thread.  Here's one of my favorites:

 
The monkey took
One look at Jim
And threw the peanuts
Back at him
He needed
Burma-Shave


5 comments:

  1. Since no one else has added any Burma=Shave signs to this thread, I'll add another one.  Come on family, lets get this thread going!  I'll jump for joy if you do.  Love , Leslie The Whale put Jonah Down the Hatch But coughed him up Because he scratched. Burma-Shave

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  2. Does your husband
    Misbehave
    Grunt and grumble
    Rant and rave
    Shoot the brute some
    Burma-Shave

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  3. Cattle Crossing    Means go slow. That old bull    Is some cow's beau.
    Burma-Shave

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  4. Road was slipp'ry,   Curve was sharp.     White robe, angels         Wings and harp

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  5. He lit a match

    To check gas tank

    That's why

    They call him

    Skinless frank

    Burma-Shave

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