Us old timers remember Burma-Shave road signs. If you're too young to remember or so old you've forgotten, just make one up. Please add only one per message, but you can add a message whenever you think of another one. Let's see how long we can make this thread. Here's one of my favorites:
The monkey took
One look at Jim
And threw the peanuts
Back at him
He needed
Burma-Shave